Wife Strips Naked in Bar

"My penis is really really hard," admitted Sheldon stupidly. "I can't help touching it."

"I know, dear, I know, go ahead and unzip if you need to," said my wife soothingly. To my shock and dismay, Sheldon complied. He pulled his dick right out and started stroking it. My wife started laughing but then she gave out a cry of dismay as Hank's groping fingers prodded deep into her crevice and located the entrance to her vagina from behind. Now she did pull Hank's hand away while the crowd, who had witnessed the violation, made lough bawdy comments.

"Jesus, guys, how come all my pals are trying to finger my goddamn wife?" I complained hotly. My face was burning with shame, my gut was filled with ice cold jealousy, but my cock was stiff as a board.

"I haven't tried yet," objected Fredrich.

"You want to join in the fun, Freddy?" teased my wife spreading her legs slightly and thrusting her pelvis toward him, offering her furry cooch playfully.

"Don't mind if I do," he laughed reaching out to tickle my wife's muff.

"Et tu, Friedrich?" I cried, pulling his hand out of my wife's bush. "What's gotten INTO you people?"

"Oh, honey, we are just horsing around," said my wife. She was wiping a tear of laughter from her eye. "I told you the heat was making me horny."

"Horny enough to strip naked in public and let my whole crew feel up your pussy?" I sputtered.

"Hmm, yep, I guess so," said my wife scratching her own public hair indifferently.

"Hey mama," said the younger topless girl, sidling up to my wife and wrapping a hand around her waist. "You wanna sashay over to the bar with me and strut our stuff a little more while we get another drink?"

'Oh, you naughty girl, let's do it!" cried my wife gaily. "I feel like I'm back in college again. My girlfriends and I loved to go streaking through parties and give the boys a thrill!"

"Tell me all about it," said the girl as she lead my wife through the crowd.

"Oh, this isn't going to be good," I said worriedly.

"Yeah, they are gonna get groped," said Hank. "Don't just sit there like a bump on a log, we gotta go protect Mindy." And he jumped up to follow my naked wife as she foolishly tried to pass naked through a throng filled with lusty young men.

I tried to jump up to follow him, but it was then that I realized just how profoundly inebriated I was. The world spun around me and lurched and I fell right back into my seat. No wonder Mindy was streaking naked through a crowded bar, she wasn't just a horny exhibitionist housewife, her inhibitions must have been utterly decimated by the alcohol.

"Shit, Mark, are you OK?" asked Friedrich, patting my face as I lay back in the booth in a drunken daze.

I noticed a familiar smell on his hand and I snapped to my senses and pushed him away. "Christ Friedrich, get away from me, your hand smells like my wife's twat."

Friedrich sniffed his finger tentatively and suppressed a smile. "Oops, sorry, you are right, I'll go wash up, but you looked ready to pass out there for a minute."

"I'm ok, I'm going to save Mindy!" I said bravely,staggering back to my feet.

I pushed through the crowd and came across the two frat boys and two sorority girls, one still topless, the haughty one herding her friend out of the crowd, while the two boyfriends vigorously pushing back the other young men who were trying to grope the half naked girl.

One of the frat boys recognized me and jerked a thumb over his shoulder. "Better go grab your wife, bro. Shit's getting a little crazy over there."

I swayed drunkenly on until I came to a thick crowd of rowdy young men clustered around my naked wife reaching out with dozens of groping hands to grab at her tits and ass while she shrieked and slapped them away. Big Hank was by her side, shoving guys away here and there, but he was outnumbered and poor Mindy was getting felt up left and right by random anonymous bros. I stood there drunkenly, barely able to stand and utterly confused about what to do.

Finally Hank just grabbed my wife up into his burly arms and kicked his way out of the huddle, a few younger guys went down, stuck in the gonads by Hank's vicious kicks and the rest quickly got the message that Hank meant business and parted to allow him to carry my naked wife out of their midst. I watched my poor little wife Mindy clinging to her knight in shining armour as Hank saved her from the the libido fueled mob, and my drunken heart ached with jealousy.

I turned and lurched after them and when I got back to the booth Hank had put Mindy down they were hugging.

"Oh my gosh, you saved me," Mindy was babbling in a loopy voice. "You are my hero!"

"Yeah, baby, don't worry, Hank'll protect you," he told her rubbing her bare back in a really creepy way. Literally, his hand was creeping lower and lower toward her bare butt.

"I'll do anything to repay you," my wife told him lustily. "I'm all yours."

"Hmm, I like that," grunted Hank as he wrapped a big palm around my wife's bare ass again.

"Uh, honey," I said, flopping back into my seat.

Meanwhile the naked sorority girl and her friends were back and she was putting her top and shorts back on while she watched Hank grope my wife.

"Quiet you," she chided, rubbing her bare boobs against Hank's chest while he felt up her ass. "Some husband YOU are! Too slow to save your poor wife while those filthy animals were trying to grope me! But then Hank charged right in and saved me. Now to the victor go the spoils."

"The spoils? What's the supposed to mean?" I demanded. "He gets your ass?"

"For a start, yes," she told me. Then she looked up at Hank with passion in her eyes. "And more too, if he wants it."

"How bout a smooch, baby?" he asked.

"Anything," she sighed, and then Hank and my wife started kissing, open mouthed, while another, more subdued crowd gathered around to watch.

"What's going on?" asked a voice in the crowd.

"Big dude saved the naked milf when she was gettin' groped so she's paying him back," said one of the frat boys.

"The fucked up part is that, her husband is sitting right THERE," said the haughty girl, pointing at me with disdain and eliciting a spattering of titters from the audience.

Hank started squeezing my wife's bare boobs, pinching her nipples while they kissed and my gut was tied in knots of jealousy as I watched.

"Come on, Hank, that's not called for," I said.

"He's the man of the hour, after all," said Sheldon in a perfectly reasonable tone. I looked over and noticed with disgust that he was jerking off under the table as he watched Hank squeezing my naked wife's boobs in front of the gathered crowd.

"Get them titties, bro, get 'em," encouraged some guy in the peanut gallery as Hank went to town on my wife's boobs.

Mindy reached down between Hank's legs and started squeezing the bulge in his shorts. She was really earnest about it, kneading his knob for him while he grunted with satisfaction.

"Mindy, Jesus Christ," I shouted. "Stop that shit."

My wife pulled her mouth away from Hank's to address me, meanwhile he nibbled her ear. "Mark, didn't you see how Hank SAVED me while you were standing there in a drunken STUPOR?" She unzipped Hank's fly and pulled out his surprisingly purplish glans. "Oooh, look at this, his dick is purple."

"Fuck, Mindy, put that back in his pants!" I gasped.

"Cuck, cuck, cuck," laughed some guy in the crowd. It took me a minute to realize he was calling me a cuckold, and I scanned the crowd angrily, but I couldn't see who said it.

"Oh come on, honey, don't be such a pris. Hank risked life and limb to save me. The least I can do is give him a quick hummer," giggled my wife as she stroked Hank's blood swollen member. "Besides, it's PURPLE. I mean, that's fascinating, I've never seen such a thing. YOUR penis never turns purple for me." Before I could respond, my wife bent down and put the head of Hank's penis into her mouth and started sucking on it. He sighed with satisfaction and put his hand on her head while the crowd broke out in a ragged cheer, egging her on to suck him harder.

"Oh yes, I'm picturing her sucking me and it's making me ejaculate," gasped Sheldon suddenly.

Friedrich laughed but edged away from our Aspie friend so that he didn't get any spooge on him. I had to admit, I was horribly jealous watching my naked wife orally servicing my alpha pal in gratitude, and my blood was pounding in my ears, but my own penis was painfully erect at the sight. I wished I could pull it out and wank it myself, but I was too ashamed to do it. There was a big crowd of onlookers who had gathered to watch the drunken naked milf suck off a big guy while her cuck husband sat by helplessly.

Hank grunted and pulled my wife off his dick. "Turn around, bend over," he commanded her urgently and the crowd oohed and ahed in anticipation.

"Fuck, Hank, don't bang my wife, man, I thought we were friends," I cried.

"We ARE, friends, buddy, we are," he insisted as Mindy obediently turned and presented her round ass to him, her swollen labia peeking out invitingly between her thighs. "How bout just the tip. Just to see how it feels?"

"You know it's never just the tip," I complained.

"Do it," urged my horny wife, grabbing hold of the top of the booth while she offered herself to him.

That was all the encouragement he needed. I watched in horror as Hank pushed the engorged head of his cock into my wife from behind. She moaned in pleasure and arched her back to receive him while the crowd broke out in applause.

"Dude's totally sticking it to her," crowed an idiot in the crowd.

"This is super hot," said the girl who had gotten naked with Mindy earlier. She stuck her hand down the front of her shorts as she watched my wife getting owned by my pal Hank.

"No it's not, this is fucking perverted," I spat in annoyance.

"I know honey, I know, but I have to give Hank what he wants. I OWE him," she moaned as he pumped insistently in and out of her. His ass like a piston as he humped my wife in front of everyone.

"Bullshit, you are getting off on this as much as HE is," I muttered in dissatisfaction. But I was too drunk to intervene, and I just watched in sick fascination as my wife got penetrated repeatedly by Hank's engorged phallus. His shaft was slick with her juices as the head of his cock plunged in and out of her wet vagina over and over again, mesmerizing me with its unrelenting rhythm. I gazed at my wife's smooth white thighs getting brush burned by Hank's rough hairy thighs, it was pretty intense.

"Oh, yeah, soon, soon," he grunted, gripping my wife's soft white hips while the crowd jeered and laughed.

"Cum inside, do it, do it," coaxed my wife urgently.

"There it is, there it is," he groaned, thrusting himself into my woman and apparently emptying his load deep inside her womb.

"You didn't cum inside my wife!" I said.

"Yeah I did, she told me to," he said defensively. "Feels good, too. Sorry."

"Oh, fuck," I said. I slapped my hand to my face in misery as the crowd cheered.

Hank pulled his deflated cock out of my wife's pussy, and he and Mindy gave a little bow to the crowd. Her face was flushed with lust and her eyes were sparkling as the crowd disbanded.

"He came before I got off," said Mindy flopping down onto my lap and wrapping her arms around me. 'Fuck me right here, help me finish," she whispered in my ear.

"No you slut, you think I'll just pretend you didn't cheat on me just now with my buddy?" I spat in frustration, pushing her off my lap toward Friedrich.

"But look how HARD you are!" she plead, grabbing my straining boner. "You were obviously getting turned on by that."

"No I wasn't," I lied, but she just smiled knowingly. "I mean, you didn't know I was being turned on," I said weakly.

Mindy smirked at my discomfort. "Ok, I see how it is, you are too much of a baby to fuck me in public. No problem. Oh, look, Friedrich's hard. Wanna fuck, Friedrich?" Mindy grabbed onto Friedrich's bulge and tugged on it rudely.

"Oh, shit, Mindy, I would love to, I really would, but my wife, and well, you know, I'm good pals with Mark you know," he stammered, climbing over her and me to get out of the booth quickly.

"Shit that didn't stop Hank, now did it?" whined my wife in frustration.

Hank was sitting across from us again and he made room for Friedrich to join him as he poured himself yet another beer.

"I plead the fifth," Hank said with a grin.

"I'm hard again," offered Sheldon pushing his steamed up glasses back up his nose. He reminded me of Rick Moranis in the original Ghostbusters movie becoming the keymaster.

"Wow, ok, nerdball over her has a stiff one for me, and I guess he is too deep in the spectrum to care what Mark thinks about me sitting on his dick," laughed Mindy as she straddled Sheldon and stuffed her boob in his face.

"Are you serious?" I complained as she lowered herself onto Sheldon's surprisingly erect cock.

"I gave you your chance," she moaned as Sheldon nibbled on my wife's nipples. "Wow, he's really, really, hard." She put one hand between her legs to fondle her clitoris and the other on Sheldon's shoulder to steady herself as she bounced up and down on his cock.

"Can I get you folks another pitcher?" asked the waitress in her German beer maid outfit. "Looks like you folks have been working up a thirst over here," she giggled, motioning to my moaning wife as she impaled herself on Sheldon's nerd penis and he devoured her breasts.

"Yeah, bring another," said Friedrich, watching my wife fuck Sheldon with amusement.

"Ok, I'll be right back before you can reach another orgasm," joked the good-natured girl with a toss of her blonde pigtails.

But she was wrong, because Sheldon had grabbed Mindy by the ass and was forcing her down onto his dick in a shockingly aggressive fashion and it made Mindy cry out as she climaxed.

"Oh Sheldon, yes, yes, you are so manly," she moaned as she came. After a moment she collapsed next to him on the bench. "Wow, Sheldon, I didn't think you had it in you." Mindy told him, rubbing his belly with admiration.

"I would like to ejaculate in your face now, please," he told her matter-of-factly. And she broke out laughing as she complied with his request, grabbing his cock and jerking it for him while she put her face down near it so he could defile her properly.

The beer maid returned with the pitcher just in time to see Sheldon start shooting spurt after spurt of hot jizz all over my wife's face. She stood with her mouth hanging open as the sweaty geek coated Mindy's face in semen. It really was a shocking amount of sperm.

"Good timing," joked the server, dropping off the pitcher and turning reluctantly away.

Hank and Friedrich were laughing so hard that they were wiping tears were in their eyes.

Mindy sat up and pointed helplessly as her utterly besmirched face. "Can you believe this guy? Look how much he came, honey," she told me in amazement. "He's like a bull! He was a better fuck than Hank even."

"Gotta watch out for the quiet ones," laughed Hank.

"I liked discharging my ejaculate in your face," said Sheldon breathlessly. "I know it was impolite to defile you like that, but that makes it more titillating somehow."

Even I had to laugh along with everyone at that. Sheldon really did have an unbelievable case of Asperger's Syndrome.

"Someone get a picture, I want to record this moment before I wipe Sheldon's spum off of my face," laughed Mindy. "I mean that was really a prodigious load. Look, he even got some on my boobies," She posed with her fingers joined under her chin as Hank snapped some photos of my naked wife with his phone.

"That's just disgusting," I sighed as my wife finally started wiping the cum from her face. Occasionally she would turn to Sheldon and show him how she was licking some of his jizz off of her lips or her fingers.

"You are making me hard again," he warned her.

"Oh my god," she said, watching Sheldon's member inflate for a third time this evening. She turned to me and Friedrich and said, "You guys are sticks in the mud. Next time, I am going on a double date with Sheldon and Hank and you guys can stay at home."

I did object to that idea of Mindy going on a "date" with Sheldon and Hank. Then I later caved in and allowed her to go on a date as long as she promised not to have sex with them. But then I ended up being the one that tagged along and captured it on film while Sheldon and Hank double-teamed my wife in a crowded hotel lounge. She seems to like to do it in public for some reason. Oh well, at least I finally loosened up and wanked myself while I watched them in the end.