A Royal Pain In The Butt

Murdoc the Magician poured ginger extract into the bubbling fluid in the cauldron, and watched as it changed colour from dirty green to dark red. He took a large spoon and put a few drops from the potion into one of the three glasses on the little silver tray. He sprinkled a few small, black seeds into another glass, an empty one, and filled all of the glasses with wine. He put them on a small silver tray and carried it out of his chambers, through the corridors, and up the long, winding stairs up to the princess' bedroom. He knocked on the door. The princess opened it, and her radiant smile died when she saw the old man.

-Murdoc! she said. I was expecting my fiancé.

-He's on his way, your highness, said Murdoc. I was actually looking to see him as well.

-Here I am, Murdoc! said a voice behind them, and the prince walked up the stairs. Now what do you want with us, you scheming old fool?

-Oh, my prince! said the princess, knowing very well that it wasn't wise to offend a man like Murdoc. I must ask you to mind your tongue, although Murdoc HAS been quite against our union!

She stepped aside and let both men enter her chambers.

-Which is why I'm here, your highnesses, said Murdoc, bowing to them both. I have come to make amends for my former harsh words against your marriage. And in order to show my acceptance of your union, and my loyalty to my future king, I have brought this wine, so that we may toast for the future.

-I bet you've poisoned it! said the prince.

-In order to show you that I haven't, I brought a glass for myself as well, said Murdoc.

He held out the tray and offered a glass to the princess, holding the tray to make sure that she would take the glass where the wine was mixed with the magic potion. The princess took her glass, and Murdoc held out the tray to the prince. The prince gave him an angry look, and chose the glass furthest away from himself, instead of the one right next to his hand. Murdoc kept his face neutral, though inside he was laughing with triumph. The prince had thought that he had outsmarted the magician, but that thought had made him chose – the glass with the black seeds in. Left for Murdoc was the glass with pure wine.

-I raise my glass for this marriage, said Murdoc, and held up the glass. I swear loyalty to my future king, and I swear to serve him as faithfully as I have served the princess.

He drank his wine. The prince and the princess drank theirs. There was a few seconds of quiet, before the prince collapsed onto the floor, and the princess fell into a trance. Murdoc chuckled, and gave the obnoxious prince a kick in the behind. He turned to the princess.

-Hear me and obey! he said.

-Yes, master, said the princess, staring into a far away space, her mind gone but her body and voice still in the room.

-Take off your robe – slowly! said Murdoc.

The princess slowly began to untie her bejeweled robe, and let it fall to the floor.

-The linens, too, said Murdoc.

The princess pulled her sheer white dress over her head and let it land on top of her robe. She pulled down her underwear and stepped out of them.

Murdoc opened his robe, and took out a small bag. From the bag, he took out a small knife. He went over to a table and brought a soap and a basin filled with water back with him.

-Sit on the edge of the bed, he said. Spread your legs wide.

The princess obeyed. Murdoc went down between her legs, and wet the soap before he lathered up the princess' hairy pussy. He raised the knife and shaved the princess' pussy until it was all hairless and clean. He put away the basin, the soap and the knife, and put his hand over the princess' naked folds, made sure they were smooth. He got up and took of his clothes.

-Take my spear in your mouth and suck on it! he ordered.

The princess got down on her knees and took the wrinkled, dirty, dark little dick in her mouth, cleaned it with her tongue, and began to suck on it. Murdoc grunted as he grew harder and bigger in her mouth.

-Lay down on the bed! he said. Spread your legs apart and lift your knees up.

The princess did as she was told. Murdoc looked at her pink, girlish pussy. There was no way that he would let that pathetic excuse for a prince get to be the one who deflowered this delicate little jewel!

-You're getting wet, he said. Your pussy is wet, it's dripping!

The princess' pussy started to glisten of the juices that ran out of it and trickled down into the crack between her ass-cheeks.

-Put your finger in your pussy! said Murdoc. Move it in and out!

The princess put her middle finger inside her pussy and moved it in and out. Her breathing was getting heavier.

-Play with your clit! said Murdoc. Rub it!

The princess moved her fingers to her tiny little bud, and began to rub it. She squirmed on the bed, and moaned as she was getting close to coming.

-Stop! said Murdoc.

The princess obeyed, and let out a whining. It was clear that she would have wanted to continue. Murdoc got on the bed, and laid down on top of the princess, pressing her tiny body down into the mattress with his weight. He shoved his hard dick inside her, and the princess screamed. Murdoc thrust inside the painfully tight little pussy, and the princess' screams changed from pain to exhilaration. Murdoc was old and overweight, and he got tired quickly. He pulled out and laid down on his back.

-Straddle me! he said. Put my dick in your pussy and move up and down on it!

The princess immediately jumped up and straddled him, sank down over his dick, and started riding him in high speed. Murdoc enjoyed this treatment for a while, but decided not to let the princess come yet. Just as she was getting close, he again ordered her to stop. The princess' instincts were to continue, but she was under the influence of Murdoc's potion, and had to obey him. She stopped moving, and sat still.

-Get on you hands and knees, said Murdoc, and when she did so, he got in position behind her.

He pushed inside of her, and fucked her from behind. The princess' body shook for each violent thrust he made. Her breasts swung back and forth.

-Play with your breasts, said Murdoc, and the princess caressed her breasts, rubbed her nipples between her fingers.

Murdoc looked down at the princess little butt, and got an idea. He would fuck her ass. But he wasn't just going to shove his dick inside of her, no, SHE would do it herself! He laid down on his back again.

-Straddle me! he said. But this time, put my dick inside your ass, and ride on it!

The princess turned around, and straddled the fat old man. She took his dick and guided it to her ass. She pressed herself down over it, screaming in pain, and started bouncing up and down on it, still moaning of pain, tears running down her cheeks. She had no choice but to do as the magician commanded.

Her ass was so tight! Murdoc cussed out loud, and felt his testicles pull themselves together.

-Take my dick in your mouth! he yelled. Swallow my seed!

The princess jumped off, and took the dirty dick inside her mouth. String after string of cum shut into her mouth, and she swallowed it all, though Murdoc could see from the look on her face that she didn't like the taste of it.

-Lick me clean, said Murdoc.

The princess licked all over his dick, making it all clean. Murdoc got up and got dressed.

-Sleep! he said, and the princess fell asleep, falling on her side.

Murdoc undressed the prince and threw his clothes on the floor next to the princess' clothes, and out him in bed next to the princess. He arranged their bodies so that the maid who came into the room the next morning would get a pretty good idea of what had been going on during the night. He cleaned up all the evidence of himself ever being there. When people found the prince and the princess together in bed the next morning, with their clothes and two empty wine glasses on the floor, they would assume that the couple had celebrated their wedding night a little too soon. And neither the prince nor the princess would remember anything when they woke up.

He was in the clear.