A Fright to Remember

Hi readers! I did this story for a laugh, because let's face it, things are serious enough! I want to give a big shout out to FromMyLips! For letting me use some of your humor! I think you should publish a story! Ok nuff said! Everyone in the story below is over the age of 18!

For my muse!

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Awake, another decade passed. Nothing would be nothing again this year. Vlad Dracula thought to himself as he awoke after sunset. If it doesn't happen this year, I'll put a stake through my own heart! I can't possibly go another ten years. Honestly I am a male after all.

Victor Frankenstein's monster sat in the damp cave. He had assumed the last name of his creator. He sat and fantasized about the possibilities he hoped would happen this year. Desperate to be a lucky monster. He really wanted to meet a nice woman because that bride they chose for him was a complete psycho.

Mr. Hyde, always playing with his chemistry set, thought that maybe he could concoct a potion to make it happen. He was desperate for it, almost reaching the breaking point. Dr. Jekyll was the voice of reason in his head. Saying yeah remember what happened last time you concocted something?

The Mummy intombed deep in the pyramid wanted this to be the year. It had gone on way too long. He didn't know how much more he could take. The gold weighed him down and the bandages were hell to keep clean.

The Wolfman, happy in his bachelor den, was excited thinking this just might be the year. He crossed his paws and wished silently.

It was all happening tomorrow night and many were invited to attend. It was hyped as the event of all-time although most found that hard to believe.

Finally on party day, Drac rose out of his coffin to get ready. Always hating that he couldn't see how he looked in the mirror. His clothes and cape were made of crushed velvet and after looking down he determined that he was ready. He headed out and fired up the hearse, tires laying rubber behind him, to pick up the other guys.

Frank was first and although his clothing was ripped, there wasn't one stain to be found. He was surprised to find wingtips in his size that matched his outfit. He thought about covering his scars but then figured they would add to his look.

After getting in the passenger seat, the car weighed down on his side. He said hello to Drac as the vampire sped down the road.

"I could have flown and beat this shitty traffic. I really hope that your nut-job of an ex doesn't show up tonight, she will spoil everything." Drac complained to Frank.

"I have a restraining order on the psycho, she will just break it. That crazy bitch should be locked up! I hope I meet someone new tonight." Frank replied.

"I think we all do Frank, I know I do." Drac said, arriving at the home of the doctor. Hyde looked good tonight, his suit was tattered but it was dry cleaned. He reeked of bad cologne and his hair stood straight out, completing the look. He climbed into the rear seat, then they were off.

Wolfie waited by the road for the guys to come. He saw a rabbit run by but hoped that the buffet would suffice. During his bath earlier in the day he ran out of conditioner, it left him frizzy. He somehow was able to pull it off. When Drac pulled up, he jumped in back with Hyde.

Mummy had himself flown in for the occasion. He worried he might spend the night at customs waiting. Luckily that wasn't the case and he stood outside the airport waiting for his friends as people hounded him for autographs. Finally the hearse pulled up, and mummy shared the backseat with the other guys.

Metallica's version of The Monster Mash blasted through the Bose speakers as the guys sang along. The car disappeared into the layered fog as it headed for the party . Hyde sparked up a doobie and passed it around to the guys. They often partook in the drug because it helped ease the pain of being alive so long. Plus it always helped them deal with people who weren't stoned. There were just some idiots, that you couldn't run away from fast enough.

The mansion of Alister Crowley was the perfect place for the event. Not only was it haunted but the place was huge. There would be plenty of room to have fun. The guys got the car parked, finished the joint and did last minute checks on how they looked.

Inside, the lights and music were fantastic. The crowd was large and getting larger as the minutes ticked by. The guys all headed straight for the bar.

"Bloody Mary, O-positive, shaken, not stirred." Drac got his order out, right before Bloody Mary herself stood by his side.

"How ya doing Drac baby? Long time no see." She added with a chuckle. "When you're ready I want some of that vampire cock tonight. You too Frank, save me some of that monster dick!"

Frank nodded, scanning the room frantically. "I swear if she shows up and fucks this up tonight, I'll make her the bride of Lucifer." Sounding very upset.

"No way would Lu have that crazy bitch, she would take over hell." Hyde said, throwing in his two cents.

The guys all laughed at the obvious truth in what he said.

They watched as Mary made the rounds, offering herself up to anyone who accidentally made eye contact with her.

"Talk about a hotdog down a hallway, half the guys in here wouldn't even know they were inside her anyway!" Wolfie said.

He took every chance possible to remind the guys that the real monster resided in his pants. A collective eye-roll at the table made Wolfie give a growl and walk away. He headed straight for the Shining twins, who were all grown up and wearing only the pink sashes from their famous blue dresses.

Last time he had come very close to sealing the deal with them, but whiskey dick ruined his chance. He was determined to avoid making the same mistake twice. Sex on the beach in a glass, or a piece of ass at last? The choice was easy, he made a 24-hour no alcohol vow.

Hyde saw his ex talking to Jack the Ripper. As he thought about how big of a whore Annabelle was. There wasn't a ghoul around that hadn't tapped that.

Molly Hatchet was talking to that bitch from the exorcist. Fuck, why didn't she leave the split pea at home? The phantom of the opera was cranking out some fresh tunes.

It was at that moment Drac spotted her. If he could get any more white, it would have been then. He knew she couldn't stay away; she was obsessed.

"Frank don't look now but 'Your Bride' just walked in here with that no dicked Michael Meyers. She's already hammered, she just spilled her drink all over the wicked witch. She's a sloppy drunk." Complained Drac.

"She's a sloppy fuck too, have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in." Frank added.

"Slut came on to me once, I vomited at the thought and ran as fast as my bandages would carry me." Mummy added his two cents.

"You know Frank she would make you a cuckold. I have no doubt." Dr. Jekyll finally showed up, well for a little bit anyway.

Hyde was back! He spotted a coven of witches who were lacking company. He brought the guys attention to the hotties. The witches looked more like strippers tonight, guess everyone looks like a whore on Halloween now, Drac thought.

The group of guys headed toward the single vixens. Hyde being the brave one in the bunch made introductions all around. Wolfie followed behind them, his eyes were watering because of Hyde's cologne. The witches flirted back, finally! Drac thought to himself.

One of the eight said, "Where's the beef?"

"Not one of my boys here is under a foot long." Frank said as he stood. It looked as if Frank had a baseball bat in the leg of his pants until it throbbed. "I'd show you but if I release this monster he will bury himself in the wettest thing near him. The doctor gave him a brain too!" He laughed.

The witches laughed at Frank's joke even if it was completely true. The guys invited the eight of them to adjourn to a more private room, Wolfie brought the Shining twins along also. Five guys and ten girls, looked like all the wishes paid off. After finding a large enough room the group filtered in closing the door behind them. Clothes went flying everywhere, almost putting out an eye. Bare flesh was all you could see after ten minutes in the room.

They all started playing, never have I ever. Drac had his two girls hypnotized, the three of them looked like a 'fuck ball' at a soccer game cause all you saw were legs and feet. Of course you haven't lived till you hear Dracula moan with that thick accent. Wolfie was helping the twins get his twelve inch dick between the cleavage of their huge tits.

Hyde had a petite little witch bouncing on his lap reverse cowboy while she played the game. While Wolfie had given up the tit job now he had one on top and the other on his long tongue which filled her tight snatch, stretching it out. Mummy was getting plowed as he slammed one witch while he made out with the other as he played. The mummy had lived so long, having done so many things that he was drinking every time. The room smelled of sex and booze when Frank's ex broke down the door and made her way inside the room.

She went into instant catastrophic meltdown mode, throwing fuck into every sentence two or three times.

"Frank, you fucking piece of a fucking worthless fuck!" Making sense wasn't important to her. The two sluts polishing Frank's fourteen inch cock we're going to be the first to die. She made a beeline towards the innocent witches.

The witches were as casual as they could be. With just a bit of magic from them, they changed Frank's Bride to be. She was now servicing pussy, Frank laughed a little as he recalled her saying it would be a cold day in hell before she would muff dive!

Lucifer must be freezing his ass off about now. Frank thought to himself.

I believe the witches enjoyed making Frank's bride a cuck. She watched lustfully as the girls finished the blow job that she interrupted. Making her regret what she had done. One witch vowed she would make her eat every cream pie tonight.

Hyde had his eleven inch dong deep in a witches ass. She was on her knees as Hyde took her doggie style Another witch lay under the other the both of them. He felt her tongue lick his big balls a few times, then go back to the pussy above her head. Hyde went from ass to mouth three times with the witch below.

Soon everyone was enjoying the orgy as it shifted into full swing. The guys had been waiting for a chance like this for three decades. Hyde couldn't take much more, he relaxed and let it blast. He nutted so much it began to pool around the witches face below. With a finger snap the bride came and began the clean up. A moment later Hyde pulled out and a flash flood of cum followed. Giving the bride plenty to clean. Occasionally the witch would make out with her, sharing the load with the bride.

Drac's balls churned, announcing his orgasm. Three more rough thrusts and he was unloading torentual amounts of vampire semen. Little did he know the witch he was banging was extremely fertile. The bride pie cleaner had another big job to do.

Mummy's bandages were soaked in sweat, he was getting close as he had three witches stacked on top of one another. He would slam one, pull out and into another without missing a beat. Alternating between them. When he could take no more, he pulled out shooting sperm all over them. It looked like they were part of a bukkake.

With a loud howl Wolfie blasted the twins bodies with an ocean of jisim. The bride was still cleaning up from the last mess, but the girls were more than willing to wait.

Frank had finally got his monster dong inside one witch while two others jacked the part that didn't fit. The combo of four hands and the tightest pussy he had been inside of was the trigger. With a groan that could be heard around the world Frank unloaded. After eight minutes the three witches were making cum angels in the pool Frank left. Man the bride had her work cut out for her. However the witch he was screwing was pissed that she was ruined. She would never find another cock that big. She mumbled some words and the bride tackled Frank. Jammed his still hard cock inside burying it all in. Frank went wild trying to get her off but her sisters held him down. The bride rode his cock hard, slamming down on the poor monster while her orgasm reached its peak. When she came she squirted cum onto two witches assisting her. Frank was cumming again, she sat down hard and didn't spill a drop. She happened to be ovulating, she was going home tonight knocked up.

When all were satiated the guys cleaned up, got dressed and made their way to the hearse before dawn showed up. Making it back to Drac's castle in record time. They sat around having drinks reminiscing about the night's events. Drac felt like a million bucks as did Mummy and Hyde. Wolfie lay asleep in the corner.

The following morning poor Frank learned he got crabs from you know who. And just a month later he found out he was going to be a father. Because he wouldn't allow his creation to live alone with that bitch, he ended up finally marrying the skank.

In the end it truly did end up being the event of all-time. All in all it was a night that the fellows would not soon forget. They all hoped it would happen again next year.

I wish you all a Happy Halloween!