1 + 1 Equals 3, or Does It? Ch. 01

I am not a writer, far from it. Except for the names and places, the stories you read are for the most part true. Still they are not biographies. Artistic license has been taken to enhance or in some cases minimize the events described. All sexual situations were between consensual adults within the framework of their story.

This is the next, of now twelve interviews, I have worked on over the last five years.

Most of these stories cover several years. I will try to keep the chapters short. I suggest you save one for reference. None of the stories are mine, any personal friend, or relative.

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It started out as a day like any other, well except for the snow. Little did I know it wouldn't end up that way? I looked outside and saw the snow coming down at an alarming rate. It was early spring, the weather had been in the fifties just weeks ago, but a front from Canada hovered over us for days bringing bitter cold and now snow. Lots of snow.

Most of the patrons filed out of the gym earlier than normal hoping to avoid the brunt of the storm. I sent the cleaning crew home first figuring I would hold down the fort until everyone left.

I had seen her come in, hell everyone did. I think half the guys here chose this time to train knowing she would be working out. I kept a close eye on every woman in the place but her in particular.

We had interacted briefly on occasion, mostly just hellos as she logged in or as I walked around. She was polite but as guarded with me as every male she encountered. Not that it mattered, she was well out of my league and I knew it.

From what I could tell, over the last two weeks, she came in each day except Sunday. Every other day she did a different routine. If not drop dead gorgeous she is striking for such a small woman. Today was the routine that was a bit more upbeat and intense.

I looked outside seeing the parking lot covered several inches deep in snow and almost empty. As the few remaining guests departed I sent home the last of the staff. All but alone in the gym, I went in the men's locker room to check on the stragglers. I turned off most of the lights as the last guy left.

Wishing the patron a good night I held the front door for him and then locked it. In the parking lot were two vehicles. My sedan and a Land Rover. Since I knew who owned the Land Rover I assumed she must still be in the women's locker room? I looked at the clock, it was still an hour before we normally close. I patiently waited for her to exit so we could both go home.

My name is Parker and I moved back here a year ago after being away for two years. It was a fortunate set of circumstances that brought me to this moment. A moment that would forever change my life.

My grandmother had broken her hip. No longer trusted to be alone she went to live with mom and dad. We are close my grandmother and me, I lived with her the last year of school and again when I got my masters. After taking a job in another town I received an offer here where she lived, the same town I graduated college from. I just bought her house for a price well below market. She even threw in the car since she can no longer drive.

I am in finance on a corporate level. My buddy Josh owns the gym and two others. Recently he got married and I was one of the groomsmen. Part of my present to him was to watch over this gym while he was on his honeymoon and taking care of some business. I normally workout here early in the morning.

I looked at the clock on the wall, fifteen minutes passed fifteen minutes ago. I never knew her to shower here, how long can it take to empty your locker? I walked to the door of the women's locker room and called out.

"Is anyone in here?" I yelled but not screamed. I waited, but heard no response.

"Is anyone in here?" I repeated walking past the entrance. Still no reply.

I went in further and then heard what sounded like someone talking.

"Are you Ok?" I called out.

I turned the corner to the lockers and there she sat naked from the waist up. She didn't see me at first as she was talking on her phone. Her pert tits were a sight to behold, one was pierced vertically with delicate pink balls on each end. She looked up at me as my eyes lingered too long. She seemed neither shocked nor annoyed that I had been checking her out.

"Yes?" She said curtly.

"When you're done, I'd like to lock up." I smiled.

I turned and left, she started talking on the phone again. I did a few reps on a machine waiting for her. I'm not a physical fitness person as such, but I do it to offset setting behind a computer all day. She emerged from the locker room with not much more than her workout clothes and a sweater. As I met her at the front door she looked outside seeming surprised at the accumulation of snow.

"Do you need help cleaning your car off?" I asked.

"Thank you but I should be fine." She looked at me suspiciously now.

"Sure." I replied understanding her concern.

I turned the handle and opened the door to let her out. She easily navigated the shoveled walk then trudged through the snow in the lot. Figuring I had already started I turned and decided to finish working out. I went and changed wearing full length sweats and an old college sweatshirt with sleeves that reached my elbows. When I came out of the locker room there was frantic knocking at the door.

It was her. The handle on the outside is locked but will open from the inside in case of an emergency. I hit the lever and pushed the door open. The frigid air blew in with her in tow.

"I think I'm stuck?" This thing of beauty said batting her eyes at me.

"It's a four wheel drive vehicle." I explained as if she didn't know.

"I hit something and now I'm stuck!" She admitted turning red.

"Stay here and I'll go check it out." I smiled looking out at her Land Rover.

The rear bumper was now sitting noticeably higher than the front. With my phone in hand in case I needed a flashlight, I headed across the lot to where her car was still running. I assessed the situation quickly, she had backed into a short parking pole protecting a small ditch. The pole was bent back at an angle and her bumper was caught on the top edge.

If it had been a dry day I am sure the vehicle would have pulled itself free, albeit with probable damage. The slippery surface not only prevented the damage but her freedom as well. I lifted the rear bumper enough to clear the pole. The car however did not move.

Now I just needed her to pull ahead while I lifted and the problem should be solved. Happy for such an easy fix I started walking back to the building.

"You got me free!" She yelled running out of the building.

"The door...!" I whispered. It was no use yelling...as the door was just inches from closing. Then I watched as the door shut sealing my fate.

"What?" She stopped no doubt looking at the pained expression on my face.

"I'm locked out." I explained trying not to look too upset.

"Oops!" She laughed.

At the time I didn't see the humor in it.

"Do you have another key?" She asked. It was a simple question that required a complicated answer.

"I do. At the house." I dialed up my phone. "Tom's Towing? This is Parker, is Tom around."

She looked on as I waited for the answer.

"I understand. No I will call back if I still need him." I said hanging up.

"Why do you need a tow truck to get a key from your house?" It was a simple question that required a complicated answer.

"The spare key to the house is in my car." I explained dialing my phone again.

I had no more luck getting a taxi than a tow truck. I went to my car and brushed off the snow with my semi bare arm. My grandmother had backed into a car at church one day smashing the rear corner and breaking the tail light.

Before dad could come down and get it fixed she ran into the garage with the front corner, the headlight now pointed at the ground. Mom took her license away and the car was never repaired. It was given to me sitting in the garage with only twenty seven thousand some odd miles on a twelve year old car.

With no choice I picked up a rock and smashed the window to the rear door. I laughed at the poor old car thinking the look was complete now. Just some plastic and duct tape and I would be welcome in any Walmart parking lot.

"Are you crazy?" She yelled as the shattered glass filled the back seat.

Unlocking the front door I reached in and pulled out my spare house key holding up for her to see.

"What now?" She asked.

"Now we get your car loose so you can get home." I explained.

"But I thought you got it loose?" She looked at me concerned that she might be stranded like me as well.

"I need your help, but don't worry you'll be on your way soon." I smiled. She seemed relieved as I explained what was needed.

She hopped in her Land Rover and on my signal inched forward. The bumper scraped the post but with a final lift slipped past the edge and she was free. I waved her goodbye and made sure she was headed out of the lot.

I started jogging in the other direction heading for home. Luckily it was just a few miles away. The snow had all but stopped but the accumulation made it difficult to run as well as being slick.

"What are you doing?" She asked pulling up beside me on the street.

"Getting the key to the gym." I answered not breaking stride.

"Get in, you'll freeze! I'll take you." She offered.

"That's ok I need the exercise. I'll be sweating by the time I get there." I replied.

"Great! But how are you going to get back?" It was a good question, even I had not thought about that.

"I can run back. Besides you don't even know me." I waved for her to go.

She pulled up and stopped. Getting out of the Land Rover she held the passenger door open.

"I insist." She pointed to the warm interior of the vehicle.

I turned to the car and cleaned my sneakers off the best I could. She waited for the traffic to clear and then hopped back behind the wheel.

"Lilly!" She offered me her hand.

"Parker." I introduced myself.

"Where to?" She smiled seemingly comfortable I was not going to attack her.

I gave her directions to the house I bought from my grandmother. Lilly pulled in the drive and looked up at the architecture from days past. I could see she was impressed.

"You're welcome to come in." I offered. "I would like to put some dry clothes on."

"Thanks but I'll wait here." She politely answered.

"I understand. I'll leave the door open if you change your mind." I grinned.

Trudging through the deep snow I made it to the front door. I opened it and grabbed the snow shovel from the foyer I left there for just these occasions. It was a small plastic one but was all I needed to make a narrow path the short distance to her car. Returning to the house I slipped off my shoes and wet socks and bounded upstairs. Turning on the light I knew she could see which room I was in.

I took my time changing and as I descended the steps I saw her shadow in the living room.

"Well?" I asked knowing it was more than she expected.

"You live here?" Lilly asked clearly impressed with the inside of the house too.

I could have bragged and explained it was mine, maybe I should have just to clarify it.

"Well let's just say the rent is affordable." I smiled.

We headed to the foyer, I opened the closet to get a coat. Hanging beside mine were several stylish jackets and coats clearly not for men. Lilly saw them and her expression changed immediately. I pushed them aside to grab one of mine. I'm not the smartest guy but I knew what Lilly was thinking. I knew she was out of my league, but I decided to keep my options open.

"I swear my sister has more coats than shoes!" I mumbled straightening them out.

I turned just in time to see her smile fade. Again I knew I had no chance with Lilly but just knowing she smiled was a boost to my male ego.

"Your sister?" Lilly asked demurely.

"Daisy, she help's with the rent." I lied. "She's a senior at the college. Off with friends for the weekend skiing."

Daisy lives here with me but helping with the rent was just a polite way of saying she was welcome to stay. Oh, and she is almost a senior, she will need a couple of classes to graduate after this semester.

"Anyone else help with the rent?" Lilly asked slyly.

"No such luck. Just the two of us unless she has visitors." I added to put her mind at ease.

"Don't you have visitors?" Lilly pried.

"You could say I am between visitors right now." I teased.

Lilly tried to hide her smile but I could tell she was pleased by the news.

I remembered to grab the spare key to the gym. It was just for the front door, Josh gave it to me a year ago so I could get in if he was running late. The keys locked in the building were the ones he left giving me access to the whole building.

Lilly and I talked on the way back about nothing special. Her headlights illuminated my battered car as we pulled into the parking lot. She saw it and again her expression changed immediately. It was like a slap to her face it was so immediate.

A sobering thought entered my brain. She thinks I am just a guy that works at the gym, drives a clunker, and lives with my sister. I smiled inwardly thinking it was just as well. Guys like me never get the hottest chicks.

They always seem to go for the other guys that come to the gym. Guys that think of themselves first and everyone else later. Parking at the curb Lilly got out with me. I unlocked the door and with a sigh of relief entered the building I was responsible for.

"Thank you Lilly." I offered her my hand.

Regardless of the realization that I was probably a loser, Lilly seemed truly happy for the time we were together.

"What no kiss?" She teased.

"Oh? Well I never kiss on the first date." I now teased her. "Too presumptuous." I laughed.

"This was a date?" Lilly asked tilting her head.

"Well we had the excitement of getting stuck, the action of breaking windows, the chase scene, I showed you where I lived, and we drove around town. I think it has most of the elements of a date." I explained as she laughed with me. She offered her hand and we shook.

"Can I use the ladies room before I go?" Lilly asked.

"Sure. I'm going to check on a few things and take a shower." I explained. "You can let yourself out if that's ok?"

"Thank you, I'll do that." Lilly replied passing me to head to the women's locker room.

"Don't forget, the door will lock behind you." I reminded her.

"Really?" Lilly gave me a fake scowl. "Now I'm glad you didn't kiss me!"

I went to check on the pool and made sure the filter was turned off. I double checked the back door and turned off all of the lights except the few we leave on for security. I made my way through the back of the men's locker room to get my stuff. Setting it out I headed to the shower.

It had been a long day and it wasn't over yet. I was formulating a plan on what to do with the broken window as I stood in the shower letting the conditioner do its thing.

I heard the steps on the tile floor first, I ducked my head under the spray to wash the conditioner off and clear my eyes. Wiping the water from my face she was coming towards me still dressed.

"Lilly?" I almost choked. "I thought you left."

Standing there naked with nowhere to go I'm sure I looked like a dork. The fact is, in a way I am. I am not exactly shy, but I am not what you would call experienced either. I've had my time between the sheets with women, but only two and that was before I moved here. Women always say they want a nice guy but that's bullshit. I am a nice guy, I know.

They only want to take me home to meet mom, then they want to go behind my back and get their brains fucked out by some guy that treats them like shit. I like women, hell I've loved women, but I have never figured them out.

"Parker, I can't leave yet." Lilly glared at me. "Something's not right here."

"Sorry?" I asked bewildered. "Did I do something wrong?"

"No, and that's what's bothering me." Lilly acted pissed. "Do you know who I am?"

"Um...You're not Lilly?" I asked more confused than ever.

"You really don't know do you?" She smiled broadly now.

"Should I?" I asked still bewildered.

I was standing in the shower naked with a beautiful woman I had only said hello to before today. Now she is suggesting I should know who she is. I honestly thought I was in a dream.

"Parker, here's the problem. I do kiss on the first date." Lilly informed me.

She walked up to me and led me from under the shower head. With one hand pulling me down for a kiss she reached for my cock with the other and stroked it. I moaned through the kiss, my buddy was at attention in a flash.

Lilly continued kissing me firmly and stroking me faster. If there was something I should have done different it wasn't coming to me then. In fact there were only two thoughts I can remember. Not to cum on her and who the hell is this woman?

I actually lasted longer than I think she thought I would, definitely longer than I thought I would. In the end the outcome was predictable on my part. As for Lilly she continued to shock me.

After my balls emptied she bent over and kissed the end of my dangling cock. Her hand was near the base and still several inches were exposed even when I was soft. Lilly stroked the length of my cock and a small pearl of cum formed at the tip.

She bent over again and licked it off then moved up and kissed me again, this time her tongue pressed past my lips. I wrapped her up and kissed her back with all the passion I could muster. Lilly indicated I should let her go. I pulled her up and let her free. She looked frazzled for just a second. A wicked smile crossed her face.

"The next time we go out I expect you to kiss me!" With that Lilly turned and left me standing like a dork again.

I was still in a daze as I locked up and headed to my car. I fired it up and drove through the slushy parking lot, the wind whipped in from the broken window. With Daisy's car gone I parked it in the garage and vacuumed the glass up before I went to bed.

It was hard to concentrate on work, my mind kept wandering to what would happen tonight at the gym. I left with mixed emotions, excited to see her, but afraid it was just a one-time mistake on her part.

I was in the back when she walked in the front. Lilly stopped at the counter and checked in. I could tell by the way she fidgeted she was nervous. She scanned the large room several times passing by me at least twice. Was I that invisible or was she afraid someone would see her acknowledge me.

Lilly scanned again before she locked on me still standing in the back. It was a telling look even for my limited social skills. I instantly let her off the hook by smiling, nodding my head and breaking our gaze.

From all indications Lilly enjoyed her workout. She did so wearing earbuds and her phone strapped to her arm. I gave her space and Lilly avoided eye contact with all of the guys as she always did.

It was a blow to my ego for sure but I have prepared for it my whole life. I was tending to a customer in the office and lost track of Lilly. When I came out she was nowhere to be seen. Disappointed I didn't even get to say hello I went about my business. I was at the counter just in front of the doors when Lilly exited the women's locker room.

Lilly saw me standing there and for a moment froze. I could see the fear in her I had experienced so many times before in my life. I was devastated she felt trapped by me. Lilly quickly scanned the room.

I thought she might be looking for another exit, but then I realized Lilly was looking at the people to see if they were watching her.

I moved from the counter and went into the office giving Lilly the freedom to leave without fear of interacting with me. My ego hadn't been stepped on this hard in some time. I sat at the desk my head down, my hands wrapped behind it ready to pull my hair out.